"I made a deal with my daughter that, if she got her grades up, she could have anything she wanted, within reason. She made the dean’s list. But she didn’t want me to buy her anything. She wanted a long weekend with Stephon, ‘gettin’ turned out’. Her words. A deal’s a deal, so I said I’d ask him, but she should be ready with a second choice. Steph likes his white women a little older and he might say ‘no’.